Keep Meg & Amy From Cooking Party

[kitchen_maid]

There are streamers over the door and glitter is flung generously (if randomly) about over countertops. (To be on the safe side, the girls have used edible glitter, like that on the cookies they handed out as invitations.)

There are large signs posted above the stoves and ovens with picture of Meg and Amy and the words "NOT ALLOWED" in large and bright red letters below them.

It can only mean one thing.

There's a party in the kitchen, and someone has got to keep these girls from cooking.

Comments

[obligatoryass]

"I'd recommend it," Logan says, laughing. "I've got a set of instructions tattooed on my butt, in case you're not getting your kidnapping's worth. 'Logans should be fed, watered and kept in a warm dry place to reduce the risk of mold.' That sort of thing."

[balletrat]

. . . . of course it's always good to keep instructions the first place someone would look? *Meg hazards, trying valiantly to keep a straight face.*

[obligatoryass]

"Totally," Logan says. "It's best to keep them safe, too. Wouldn't want just anyone finding them, right?"

[balletrat]

Well, if it was a guy, *Meg points out, helpfully,* it wouldn't much matter, 'cause guys never read the instructions, right?

[obligatoryass]

Logan shudders. "Let's hope no guys are looking at my naked ass. I don't think that's in my top ten list of 'Things that are hot,' thanks."

[balletrat]

You only expect to get kidnapped by girls? *Meg comments, swinging her legs cheerfully.* That's kind of optimistic.

[obligatoryass]

"What can I say?" he asks. "I'm an optimist. Can't blame me for that, can you?"

[balletrat]

No, I guess I can't, *Meg admits, generously.*

I can mock you for it, though.

[obligatoryass]

"I expect nothing less," Logan says, laughing. "I'm of to find food, and I hope your party is a great success."