Parker giggles.

"Well, I guess you could offer to take him home instead..."

But then that would probably put Alain firmly in horse tranquilizer territory.

"God, it's all kind of a blur. I had a dance off with a clockwork ballerina. There was a wooden sword and flying spells and sentient torches, and lots of hallways and running and more clockwork people."

"Then we found this weird throne room with a giant pendulum and decided we'd found the jackpot."