Parker answers the sparky raspberry with a one-fingered hand gesture beloved of aggressive drivers everywhere.

With the other hand, she sympathetically pats Scorpius' back.

"Cool, huh?" she says, smiling wryly.

She shakes her head and looks off down the dark corridor.

"Do I know how to show a guy a good time or what?"

This was supposed to be a simple outing to a football game.